Three Things to NEVER Talk About on a First Date With a Cougar

I could go on and on about the things you should talk about with a woman on a first date. But that will only get you so far. It’s equally important to know the things no guy should EVER talk about with a Cougar. For this post, that’s exactly what I’m going to do. And, yes, I have made the mistake of bringing up these subjects on first dates. Let’s just say the dates didn’t end as I had hoped.

Politics and Religion

I always recommend sticking with more mature, sophisticated topics with Cougars than younger women. And, sure, politics and religion are somewhat more sophisticated topics than, say, sex. But there are some major problems that could arise should you bring these subjects up. Politics and religion are sensitive subjects to many people. How often do you meet someone new and start talking about your religious beliefs?

Here’s a prime example of why politics and religion have no place in first date banter. Things were going well for me and my date. We had been chatting for at least an hour before I decided to bring up my Liberal political views. Turns out she was a staunch Conservative. I made one minor comment about how I disliked George Bush because of how he handled the economy and the Iraq war and she flipped shit. One minor comment caused her to get up, tell me to shut the hell up, and walk out on me. Lesson learned!

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Sex

You may not realize this but you can actually get a woman into your bed without even discussing sex. It’s true. I’ve done it many times. Sex is sort of implied when you ask a woman to come back to your place. It’s bound to happen. And, if not sex, than something sexual (i.e. blowjob, handjob, etc.).

Even though it’s implied that something of a sexual nature will happen back at your place, I still hardly make a mention of sex while we’re out. As soon as we get back to my place, my dirty side comes out. Here’s the thing about women – they’re ALL total sluts. However, they like to make men think they’re not so they’ll work to chase them. But they’re thinking about sex just as much as you are, they just aren’t so open about it at first.

About sex on the first date

About sex on the first date

No one likes a whiner. Most of us work shitty jobs. I only know of a handful of people that truly do enjoy their occupation. We go to work, punch a clock, and hate what we do. That’s just the way it is. When you’re out on a date, just shut the fuck up about your shitty job and dickhead boss. She doesn’t care. She doesn’t want to hear about it. It makes you sound whiny and negative. Keep the conversation upbeat so she’ll think you’re a positive person, even if you’re a miserable loser.