Pumas Vs Cougars Vs Jaguars: A Definition

A Cougar is an animal. A Jaguar is a car. A Puma is a shoe brand. So there you have it – the definitions you were looking for! Of course, I’m only kidding. We are a bunch of older women craving horn dogs, so here are the definitions of Cougars, Pumas, and Jaguars…well, the ones you were actually looking for.

  • Cougar – A woman in her late 30’s, 40’s, or early 50’s that enjoys men in their 20’s. Cougars are mostly after sex from younger men, but some actually seek a real relationship. Most Cougars desire younger men because they want to relive their 20’s – a time that was miserable for them because they were stuck in shitty marriages.
  • Puma – A Puma is, essentially, a Cougar that is younger. She’s probably in her late 20’s or early 30’s. The cutoff for a Puma is around age 35. At that point, she becomes a Cougar. Pumas simply have a thing for younger men. If she’s 32 years old, she’ll probably go after a College boy.
  • Jaguar – A Jaguar is my dream car, but not my dream woman. Jaguars – not the car – are women in their 50’s that still have a fetish for 20-something men. They can’t fathom having sex with a crusty old bastard, so they rob the cradle. I prefer Cougars because they are older women that still have sex appeal. A 50-something woman just wouldn’t do it for me.

Where to Meet Cougars, Jaguars, and Pumas

You’ll find any type of woman just about anywhere. However, there are certain places where Cougars, Jaguars, and Pumas are more prevalent. Pumas are most often found out in public places such as bars, clubs, and anywhere else younger men hangout. Jaguars use online dating sites as their main avenue to meet guys. Cougars are all over the map. You’ll find a decent amount in bars and clubs. But the majority of the quality Cougars are found online, using Internet dating sites. Cougar dating sites are very popular nowadays.

 Cougars are found online

Cougars are found online

What Cougars, Jaguars, and Pumas Are Looking For in a Younger Man

Cougars, Pumas, and Jaguars differ in many ways. But they all seek the same things in a younger man. They want a man that is has a knack for mentally and physically stimulating a woman. They look for men that also have the following traits…

  • Maturity beyond his age
  • Sex appeal or at least knows how to convince women he has sex appeal
  • Is not a total pervert
  • Knows how to satisfy a woman in the bedroom

     Cougars Are Looking For in a Younger Man

    Cougars Are Looking For in a Younger Man

Cougars are, by far, the most fun women to sleep with. Pumas are great, but they’re barely older than me so they really don’t satisfy my fantasy. Jaguars are just too old for my liking. Cougars are right in the middle – nearing the end of their sexual peak, but still have sex appeal.

Top 3 Lines to Get a Cougar’s Phone Number When You’re Online Dating

My early struggles as an online dater were the direct result of not knowing how to ask a woman for her digits. I had no problems getting women interested in me, but when it came to sealing the deal, I just couldn’t close. Once you get her digits, it’s not very hard to get laid. Cougars often have trust issues based on past abusive relationships. Because of that, she won’t just give out her number to anyone. You have to earn those digits.


Getting her digits is all about building trust. How do you build trust with a Cougar? By showing her you’re not like most other guys your age. The majority of men Cougars will chat with online will be immature and perverted. You should act differently. Now, don’t get me wrong – I know what you’re looking for. You mostly just want a sexual relationship with a Cougar. And that’s likely all she will want from you. But that doesn’t mean she wants you to talk about sex and nothing else. Women don’t like perverted men, even if they want nothing more than a sexual relationship with the man.

 Guys mostly just want a sexual relationship with a Cougar

Guys mostly just want a sexual relationship with a Cougar

Getting a Cougar’s digits is all about timing, smooth talking, and building up trust. You can’t move too quickly to get her digits. Chat with her for a while. Once she’s clearly enjoying the conversation, ask her for her digits. To guarantee she gives them to you, try one of these 3 lines. They have NEVER failed me.

  • “I’m really enjoying this conversation. I’d like to continue it over the phone so I can hear your voice. Why don’t you give me your phone number and I’ll ring you in a bit?”
  • “I’m ready to get off the computer but I’d love to continue this conversation. What’s your cell phone number so I can text you?”
  • “I love chatting with you but I need to get off here. Time to do some laundry. How’s about you give me your digits and I’ll hit you up once I have my clothes in the washer?”

Why Those Lines Are So Successful

You shouldn’t ever beg for her number or come off as a cocky bastard when asking for it. You should be smooth. Don’t beat around the bush and don’t pressure her to give you her digits. The 3 lines above are smooth, yet aggressive. I gave her a legitimate reason why I don’t want to continue the conversation online in each of those lines. I also didn’t pressure her for her digits. It was a simple “can I have your phone number so we can continue the conversation…?”

Chating conversation online

Chating conversation online

Why Cougars *Believe* That Younger Men = Better Sex

You know why it is that you are attracted to older women. For me, it’s a fantasy I had ever since I had the Hots for my High School girlfriend’s Mom. She had such an amazing body. Ever since then, I’ve fantasized about sleeping with her. Although I’m not actually sleeping with her when I date Cougars I meet online, they’re still playing the role of my ex’s Mom. It’s a weird fantasy to have, but it’s my fantasy nonetheless. So we all have our own reasons for being attracted to older, more mature women.

But what do Cougars see in younger men? For the most part, they find that sex with a younger man is better than someone their own age. Cougars also like to feel young. They like to do things younger people do such as going out to bars to dance and drink the night away. It’s hard to find partners their own age that still enjoy the nightlife scene. With that said, don’t be fooled by what they REALLY are after – a better sex life.

Enjoy the sex with a younger man

Enjoy the sex with a younger man

The Problem With Older Men – They Can’t Sexually Keep Up With a Cougar

When you reach your 40’s, you’ll still crave sex. You may even want it often. But your constant obsession with sex will begin to decline. Once you hit your 50’s, it will decline even further. Cougars have high sex drives. They want a man that’s sexually on their level. If she wants to fuck twice per day, she needs a man that wants sex just as often.

Men in their 20’s have a higher desire for regular sex. They’re also less likely to suffer from Erectile Dysfunction and other sexual disorders. Stamina is a big issue for a man in his 40’s and 50’s. He doesn’t have the energy to keep up with a woman that has a high sex drive like he could back in the day.

Guys can try crave sex

Guys can try crave sex

Cougars Usually Aren’t Looking for Anything Serious

I’ve met tons of Cougars. One thing almost all of them have in common is they have become anti-marriage. They’ve been through at least one failed marriage and don’t care to go through another one any time soon. So they want something a bit less serious. Men in their 40’s and 50’s usually want to settle down if they’re single. Cougars know they can easily find 20-something dudes that would love to just have some fun without the stresses of a committed relationship. It’s all about a fantasy to you and them. Their fantasy is to relive their 20’s. Being able to do this turns them on, which leads to a better sex life.

Cougar Date Story #5: Who Says Blondes Have the Most Fun?

I don’t want you to think I’m a blonde hater after reading this. I’ve actually been with quite a few attractive blondes that were good in bed and fun to hangout with. But I met a brunette named Kathy about a year ago that I will NEVER forget. She was different than any other woman I had ever met – in a good way. Everything about her was different. Her eyes were mesmerizing. Her hair was just begging for me to run my hands through. Her body was toned – nice rack and ass to boot. And her personality was even better. She had beauty, brains, and the type of personality anyone would want to hangout with even if she weren’t much to look at.


Kathy was the Girl Next Door, except she was 42 years old. She had that youthful exuberance. When I first saw her (we met at a quiet bar right next to my house), I was in a bit of shock. How was it possible that I found someone so beautiful online? After seeing her, I knew there had to be a kicker. A single woman this beautiful must have the worst personality ever or is a complete train wreck. That couldn’t be further from the truth, as it turned out. She was very down to earth, friendly, and was some amazing conversation.

Find First date

Find First date

It’s funny that I showed up for the date with one thing on my mind – sex. An hour into the date, I wasn’t even thinking about taking her back to my place yet. We had a lot in common. We both enjoyed the outdoors, going hiking, mountain climbing, etc. So we had plenty to talk about. She seemed genuinely interested in me and my hobbies, past, and future goals.

 You showed up for the date with one thing on my mind sex

You showed up for the date with one thing on my mind sex

A couple of hours had passed and I hadn’t even asked her to come back to my house (which was right next door). Time flies by when you’re having fun. It’s very unusual for me to continue on a date with a woman for 2 hours without making my move. On this date, I didn’t even have to make a move. She did it for me. She simply said “since you live next door, why don’t we take the conversation back to your place”

That is code for “I’m horny, fuck me now”! And I knew that. So we went back to my place, and within 15 minutes, we were both completely undressed. I won’t give you the graphic details of what went on, but let’s just say it was some mind-blowing sex. Usually, I just want sex from a woman. I’m not much for committed relationships at this point in my life.

Guys feel some mind-blowing sex

Guys feel some mind-blowing sex

But for some reason, I wanted to hangout with her outside the bedroom. We fell asleep shortly after. Then we woke up, went out for some breakfast and did some rock climbing (an activity we both enjoyed). She was a ton of fun, and not only in the bedroom. If I wanted a committed relationship, she would have been my first option. But I didn’t want that type of relationship. However, I wanted to keep her around for the sex and because I can always use friends to hangout with. We had sex off and on for a few months. Once that breaks off, normally I completely eliminate the woman from my life. Not with her. We still hangout and talk all the time. I enjoy her company and conversation. And we have a lot in common.

Three Jokes Guaranteed to Make Women Laugh

Other than confidence, there is nothing more attractive to women than a man with a sense of humor. Guys that can make women laugh are desirable men. A good sense of humor can often compensate for physical flaws. Women love to laugh. Since their jokes usually suck, they need a guy to tell the jokes. Truthfully, a woman will laugh at just about any joy a guy they find attractive. If she thinks you’re hot, you could probably crack a joke about her dying grandmother and she’d laugh at it. That’s because some women get caught up in the looks of a handsome man that they barely even comprehend what he’s saying.


If a woman isn’t overly attracted to you initially, she can build attraction if you have a great personality. A good sense of humor is the most desired personality trait. She can go from thinking “eh, he’s not that cute” to “I want to rip his clothes off” in a short period of time if you can make her laugh. Well, as long as she’s not laughing AT you. This doesn’t mean you need to start taking comedy classes or Google funny jokes. Humoring women isn’t all that difficult. But there are certain types of jokes that you should avoid at all costs. They include…

 You have a great personality

You have a great personality

  • Racist jokes
  • Yo Mamma jokes (those haven’t been funny for 15 years)
  • Blonde jokes (those weren’t ever funny)
  • Women hating jokes (those ARE funny, but probably not to her)

Three Funny Lines That Have NEVER Failed Me

I’m great at getting women to laugh. I certainly couldn’t pass as a Standup Comic, but I don’t need to. Women are easy to humor. The following 3 lines are easily inserted into a conversation. And they ALWAYS make a woman laugh – unless she is just not into me at all…

Attractive to women than a man with a sense of humor

Attractive to women than a man with a sense of humor

  • “Men discovered speech. Then we invented conversations. Then women heard us talking and discovered conversations. Then women invented gossip.”
  • “I’m really not as hot as I look!”
  • “My parents recently criticized me for being so arrogant and full of myself. What they don’t realize is they’re criticizing themselves in the process. If I’m not really as awesome as I think I am, isn’t that a reflection of their parenting? So either I’m awesome or my folks were lousy parents.”

None of those lines will do you much good if your delivery sucks. Show some emotion when you say them. Use positive body language when telling a joke. Smile and look her in the eye when you’re telling the joke. The greatest joke of all-time wouldn’t be funny if told by a monotone guy. Lastly, your jokes should always come off as natural. Don’t force them.

Make a positive body language

Make a positive body language