Before getting started, we’d like to welcome you to our site. We’re glad you’re here. Now that we’ve got that out of the way…let’s get started! First things first – you want to know who we are, what we know, and how we can help you. We are a group of cougar hunting experts by accident (explained below). We know everything there is to know about finding, attracting, and banging HOT Cougars. And we’re going to teach you EVERYTHING we’ve learned in our Guide to Dating a Cougar.
Not that long ago, we were a bunch of 20-something, know-it-all’s that went out on the weekends looking to score with hot women. We didn’t go after Cougars. We went after other 20-something’s that turned out to be a bunch of spoiled little rich girls, living off Daddy’s inheritance. These types of girls looked good, but were a pain in the ass to deal with. They feel like they’re God’s gift to mankind and everyone should bow down to them. We bow down to NOBODY.
20-Somethings Tease, Cougars Please
It wasn’t until most of us reached our mid-late 20’s before we’d had enough of these spoiled rich girls. They don’t know how to please a man, nor do they care to learn how. All they care about is what you can do for them. A hookup should go both ways. The man should please the woman, and the woman should please the man. Many of those hot girls you see in bars and fantasize about, suck in bed because they don’t know how to please a man.
Out of nowhere, we stumbled across a Cougar dating site and received some free advice from some alleged Cougar expert (that’s what her referred to himself as). We learned about what Cougars crave (a 20-something guy that’s intelligent, knows how to please, and respects them) and the best place to go “Cougar Hunting” (online).
We Turned Cougar Hunting Into a Science…And We’re Sharing With You the Results of Our Experiment
Upon discovering the world of Cougar Hunting, we conducted a bit of an experiment. We signed up for a bunch of online dating sites in search of some of the hottest Cougars around. The goal of the experiment was to find out how to attract hot Cougars and what it is like to have sex with them. To make a long story short, it’s really not that difficult to attract one and the sex is out-of-this-world AWESOME! We’re talking mind blowing orgasms you’ve probably never experienced. That is no exaggeration.
We realize that you don’t give a damn that we banged a bunch of hot Cougars. You want to know how you can have the same experience. Today is your lucky day. From our own personal experiences, we created the most comprehensive Cougar dating guide you will EVER find (guaranteed) and we’re letting you to read it for FREE. Our website is 100% free. In return for our kindness, we only ask that you tell your friends about us (fair tradeoff, right?). In this Cougar dating guide, you’ll be taught the exact tactics we used to pull ANY hot Cougar and get her into bed…on the first date. The advice works for every type of guy. You don’t have to be Brad Pitt to pull a Cougar. You just need to read the guide to cougar dating and follow the advice step-by-step.